So many levels of wrong behind this semi-translucent miracle of moisture barriatory science.
It’s a curtain. It’s a confession. It’s a thin, plastic absolution for every steamy decision you made last night.
The lather you get into might feel right, but at 51.50, pull yourself out of the Van and away from any river of doubts about a filth-free life.
Because some mornings deserve a little Beautiful Wrong.
• 100% Polyester for use in the John. And in Waters.
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water and fascism-resistant
Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean. Beat dry with a hard wit.
So many levels of wrong behind this semi-translucent miracle of moisture barriatory science.
It’s a curtain. It’s a confession. It’s a thin, plastic absolution for every steamy decision you made last night.
The lather you get into might feel right, but at 51.50, pull yourself out of the Van and away from any river of doubts about a filth-free life.
Because some mornings deserve a little Beautiful Wrong.
• 100% Polyester for use in the John. And in Waters.
• Size: 71″ × 74″ (180 cm × 188 cm)
• 12 eyelet holes (hooks not included)
• Water and fascism-resistant
Care guidelines: Machine-wash cold on a gentle cycle with a mild detergent. Tumble dry on low heat. Don’t iron or dry clean. Beat dry with a hard wit.
