The Lesser of Wrongs

from $25.50
It’s a shirt. It’s only a shirt.

It looks like the other shirt, but comes with significantly less swagger and promise of satisfaction.

It’s nearly as wrong, but ultimately, you’ll feel like a poseur.

You could buy this one, I guess — but wouldn’t you rather feed your ego?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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It’s a shirt. It’s only a shirt.

It looks like the other shirt, but comes with significantly less swagger and promise of satisfaction.

It’s nearly as wrong, but ultimately, you’ll feel like a poseur.

You could buy this one, I guess — but wouldn’t you rather feed your ego?

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!